A couple of rules and a bit of advice before you go in here:

Advice: Maybe don’t come in here while you are at work.
If you must, close your office door.

First Rule: This is a place for grownups.
If you can’t buy a beer, get the fuck outa here kid. 

Second Rule: If your name is Ruth Jensen, Makelle Jensen, or Makinley Asay – hell, ANY of Mr. Duane’s family  – LEAVE NOW. Mr. Duane has asked me to expressly deny you entrance.  This place is not for you. Go here. Go wherever. You just can’t stay here. 

Thank you for your understanding.

— Cathedral Management